Straight males: I will never understand women.
Gay males: I will never understand women.
Gay females: I will never understand women.
Straight females: I will never understand women.
One time I gave in to peer pressure, and had fun.
karkata: hey i just met you and this is crazy but (´･ω･`)
how long my weekly routine of hanging out at my friend’s apartment and smoking pot will last.
ieirena: what if people actually thought i was cool
Remember, folks. Florida was the birthplace of Death Metal.
rest of the world: why
japan: why the fuck not
log on to tumblr
No one is home.
Time for some naked pull-ups.
Look outside your window.
The sky is falling.
ginyu force rules
Anonymous asked: Favorite sexual fantasy?
Ask me things, while I’m half awake.